30 August 2005

Mr Honda

by Anton Piatek

Mr Honda of the Honda
Motorcycle Corporation died and went to
heaven for judgment.</p>

At the gates, St. Peter told him, "since you’ve been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
hang out with God. I have a question for Him."

St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren’t you the inventor of women?"</span></font>

God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".</p>

"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have
major design flaws in your design;

1- There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.

4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous,
and I don’t even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.

"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a

wee look."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and
waited for the results.

After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention
seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding
my invention than yours."</span></font>